It’s fucking Tuesday, y’all. It’s mildly sunny, mildly chilly, and mildly me.
I was productive yesterday. My main project was scheduling another week worth of promo posts over at the spank bank. I’m experimenting this week, scheduling two promo posts daily. Looking at my typical stats, I don’t think it will hurt. This is also the first time going with a very slimmed down hashtag selection based on obsessively logging my stats for the last two months. As is tradition, I did all this work yesterday, only to notice that my promo post on Sunday fucking tanked, with zero views. I don’t like to make changes to things after a crash, but I didn’t even notice the problem until this morning.
I expanded my little plugin to include a new page this week: utilities. It’s mainly there to make me update posts that don’t float up high enough in Fansly’s Top 10 analytics for me to remember to update it after their first week of life. Things didn’t go quite exactly as planned. My PHP knowledge is limited to breaking things, not building them, and my SQL knowledge is even worse. The page was intended to output a list of tasks, based on the last time a post was modified. I was thrilled when nothing broke. That was, until a couple of days later when I realized that sort of info isn’t just ✨magically✨ saved into the database.
Well guess what, motherfuckers. It is now.
Shawshank has today off. The sun is out, and maybe I’ll play outside for a little while.
