Good morning, world. It’s a new fucking week, my little fucknuggets. The sun is shining, the cat’s in the doorway, the coffee is hot. We have the news on, and I have 7 tabs open. FILL ME WITH WORDS.
We had a nice Sunday. [opens 8th tab] Shawshank made us brunch while the washer did its thing. We forgot maple syrup the last time we went shopping, so I skipped the pancakes this week. I had one of the bagels left over from last week. The weather was gray and rainy, but we weren’t doing anything that hinged on the weather.
In the afternoon, we went over to Shady Acres. Shawshank‘s dad read a dirty joke that was so funny to him he was forced to share with the rest of us. We played Balatro and had roast beef for dinner. Once we came home, we watched a bunch of TV. Nice and lazy.
Oh, and I pissed off a guy so hard he was banned on Reddit. He’s been stalking another creator and keeps asking questions in the creator subreddits asking questions about how he can contact her, even though she’s blocked all of his accounts. It’s obvious to anyone with half a brain, and every time he posts I make a comment telling him to leave that woman alone. Last night, he posted asking something like “do OF models have personal accounts that aren’t their model accounts?” and I commented. This time around, he replied, asking “what woman?” and I went full Petty Betty on his ass and linked a bunch of his posts.
That particular sub isn’t very popular or well moderated, which is exactly why he posted in that one and not the busier ones. Regardless, I messaged its mods asking them to please ban the obnoxious turd because he’s obviously not safe to keep around. In the meantime, I’m pretty sure he messaged me something so foul he ended up getting his entire account banned. That resulted in him screenshotting my profile, creating a new account, making a post demanding everyone in the subreddit report me for getting him banned. Just for good measure, he created a second account to upvote it and leave a comment about how much of a bitch I am.
I’m going to be productive today. I think there’s only another day or two worth of promo videos set up in the spank bank’s queue, so I need to schedule a few weeks of FYP promo.
