selfcaresaturday

Dear Diary, It’s Saturday, and I’m bored.  Mind you, I’m only bored because I’m avoiding doing chores. I called my mother and wished her a happy birthday, then gave in and allowed a video call via Duo, which I spent half of using an astronaut filter.  I went out and shopped for another two weeks…

Why are weekends so short? Why is the government so slow? Why do I have 3 fur capes? Why doesn’t anyone want to buy my shit?Why can’t I throw stuff out?

Let #selfcaresaturday begin. Now, is there enough rum and/or vodka to get me brave enough to shave my head?