Tag: body weight

March 21, 2021 / In My Head

Felt cute, might delete later

I picked up two bathing suits yesterday. Apparently, the secret to finding a bathing suit I really like is to angrily grab a one-piece and a mix and match bikini set, then buy them without ever trying them on. I’m pleased. They’re both very much my style, I think. Maybe it’s just that I’ve been…

May 25, 2020 / Dearly Deported

On Asses and Math

“Remember when I asked you for body weight exercises I could do in small spaces?” “Yeah, you wrote in your last letter that did something like 70 squats.” “Ok, so yesterday I did 120 squats, 40 each of regular squats, sumo, and ski squats.” “Nice! You’ll come out of there with an ass like mine.”…